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 From: 3/27/00   Posted: 3/27/00  

ONE SIMPLE SITUATION COULD END ALL DISCUSSION OVER THE FIGHT FOR OUR BILL OF RIGHTS.
 
SCENARIO: ASLEEP, 3 A.M. AWAKE TO BREAKING GLASS- REAL CLOSE. SOUNDS OF STUMBLING. GETTING CLOSER.
 
WHAT DO YOU DO:
    A)CALL 911
    B)PRAY
    C)GET A BAT
    D)CUSS YOUR LIBERAL LIFESTYLE FOR BEING UNARMED
    E)TELL GOD nochains SAID "HELLO"

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   Responses (1)
 From: lee19k   Posted: 6/23/00  

A. Speed dial
B. As I'm racking my sawed off which I never surrendered.
E. (With a variation) Whoever broke into my house can tell the devil I said hello.
 
John


 
   
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