I WENT TO A COWBOY ACTION COMPETITION LAST WEEK AND MUST ADMIT THAT I AM HOOKED. IT IS SO BAD IN FACT I ACTUALLY BOUGHT TWO SINGLE ACTION PISTOLS (IF YOU KNOW ME - YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND WHAT A WEIRD ACT THAT IS). THERE WERE AT LEAST THREE THOUSAND PEOPLE THERE. MY G.O.A. SHIRT GOT LOTSA LOOKS.
 
I WANTED SO BAD TO INFORM THESE NICE FOLKS TO GET INVOLVED IN THE PRESERVATION OF OUR RIGHTS, YET MY FEARS WERE ALLAYED AT THE SHOOTING EVENTS. THESE MASTERS OFTHE SINGLE-ACTION ARMS MADE SURE THE ATTENTIVE CROWD KNEW WHAT SLICK WILLIE AND THE GRABBERS WERE UP TO, ALONG WITH A VERY STRONG PRO- AMERICAN MESSAGE. ALL OF THIS WAS MET WITH AN OVERWHELMING OVATION. IT WAS SO NICE TO BE SURROUNDED BY TRUE AMERICANS AGAIN.
 
GET INVOLVED IN THE SINGLE-ACTION SPORTS, BUT BE VERY CAREFULL; MY CREDIT CARDS ARE NOW TRASH.